Are you feeling alright my dear? You seem unwell.
Having trouble sleeping? You do sound a little irritable.
This sounds like a very serious condition that strangely only affects those of the fairer sex.
Hystericus or hysteria is a very serious condition that converts your psychological stress into physical ailments. Symptoms include faintness, nervousness and sexual desire.
What? You think these are normal? ...No, my dear, it's a very serious condition.
Your well-being could be at risk if left untreated. Hysteria can lead to very serious mental illness and could see you being admitted. Fortunately for you, there is a very simple cure.
Trust me - I am a medical professional.
I have studied the female anatomy extensively. It is a surefire way to get rid of the demons inhabiting your body. Let me investigate more closely and alleviate the pain.